Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

 

Betty Botter had some butter, “But,” she said, “this butter's bitter.

If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.

But a bit of better butter – that would make my batter better.”

So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter,

and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter.

So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,

and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would

if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

I have got a date at a quarter to eight; I’ll see you at the gate, so don’t be late.

 

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

 

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?

 

You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New York.

 

Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.

 

 

 

I thought a thought, but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.

If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.